My calendar is listed on the scheduling page, and you can make your booking for any of my available hours (you must book at least 2 hours out, The calendar won’t let you do sooner) and I will follow up at least two hours before your booking with the address.

If you book more than a day out, I will follow up with you within 24 hours of your booking to confirm and send the address.

**On the very rare chance I don’t follow up with you prior to your booking (aka this doesn’t happen, but I’m imagining if I ever get in a car crash or something similar), I will get in touch as soon as possible and you will be refunded promptly.

If you’d prefer to book a tentative date and speak to me about finalizing a date, or have more leeway to book within three hours through me directly, send a deposit of 100$ to my paypal link on the DONATE page (CLICK HERE) with your email attached as a memo + the word “tentative” and I will gladly follow up within 2 business days. This deposit will count towards your session.

If you want to book to meet with me in a nearby city I am not currently in (i.e, Kingston, Montreal, Toronto…) but you’d like me to come to, send a deposit of 100$ to my paypal link on the PAYMENTS page through the email you want to connect with me on, and I will gladly follow up. This deposit will count towards your session.

NOTE: For cities more than a 1 hour drive away, a minimum of a two hour booking is required to make the trip. For cities more than four hours away, a two hour booking + the cost of one night in a reasonably priced hotel (or a three + hour booking). This will be elaborated on more over email.

It’s coming straight to me, I can tell you that much.

But yes… a booking page. I’ve had to go route every other business post-covid has gone, and now a deposit is mandatory to book. You know how you can’t book a hotel room (I was going to say ‘lash appointment’ but I feel like 99% of you won’t empthasize with me there) without putting some money down?

Well, now you gotta put money down for pussy.

Ultimately, sorry to the few good folks who didn’t send me weird threats (with sometimes the wrong racial slurs levied at me, which is difficult to navigate as a lily-white irishwoman) or their radioactive penis photos, but I’ve even put my email behind a paywall.

Look- there was a time this was possible. I did used to enjoy being able to email and chat. Nowadays, half my interactions over email have me wondering if it’s possible to catch a fungal disease virtually. I would honestly quit the business if I had to answer the hundreds- I am not exagerrating here- of emails I used to get daily when my email was accessible to the hole-starved public.

As much as it’s a safety thing keeping my contact under lock and key, it’s also to save me from the biohazards some people are calling ‘dick pics’.

But also- peek at my socials. I am very online nowadays to compensate for my lack of being able to talk much over email. Myself, my life, is all over X (as much as X loves suspending my damn accounts for slinging hole…). Practically daily selfies, tidbits about whatever new game I’m hyped about (at the time of writing this, Dec 8th 2025, I’ve discovered Marvel Rivals unfortunately…), random pet photos, the works.

I have been in this industry ten years, have thousands of social media posts, interact regularly with other known escorts (at events, in photos, etc) to the point that I would argue if I am a scam, the indian man behind my account is really dedicated and at this point deserves the meager deposit.

On the bright side, if you try to figure this out, you at least get to see boobs. ♡

If you are a male ‘content creator’ desperate to talk to me or talk business with me regarding onlyfans, pornhub, or social media management, book a social session, I am not going to entertain a three follower account whos modus operandi is posting videos of himself peeing under all my posts (this was a real problem, yes).
Please treat me like you would any other business! I’m happy to collab with anyone taking the job seriously, and not using it as an excuse to fuck for cheap.

However, if you are another SWer needing references or anything else, just message me on twitter on your work account.