Sessions & Rates
DEPOSITS ARE MANDATORY FOR ALL BOOKINGS.
(deposits will vary per appointment on the booking app)
You will NOT be the exception. I do not care if a witch cursed you and you grow an extra nipple every time you send a deposit, the deposits are MANDATORY. You have a tarantula that bites you on the scrotum every time you open your banking app? That’s too bad! Book with someone else.
A full prepayment is required for any booking over 1 hour!
As an incentive, please scroll to the bottom of this page to see what discounts apply.
Massage
Half Hour Session
$120/HHA relaxing come-and-go.
(ha, ha, ha…)
Hour Session
$180/1 Hour
A classic hour of deep relaxation
Sessions & Rates
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The Full Experience / Companionship
Social Time
$100/Half HourWant to meet first? An outing to a restaurant of your choice, or a brief visit for a cup of tea at mine is more than welcome.
Half Hour
180$/Half Hour
Also a relaxing come and go, just with a little more to do.
Hour Session
340$/1 Hour
The best timeline to fit into your busy schedule. Perfect for a before work visit, a lunchtime break or a celebratory post 9-5.
Hour and a Half Session
460$/1.5 HoursBest for anyone who needs some extra time to get familiar, or should you want to take a lengthier pause from your day to day.
Two Hour Session
$550/2 Hours Seen me before, had a blast and want to spend a lot more time with me? Haven’t seen me yet, but prefer longer get-to-know-you’s? Either way, this is for you!
Three Hour Session
$660/3 Hours Everything magical comes in 3’s. (haha…comes)
Overnights
1000-1500$/Night
Want to spend an entire night together? Dinner and paint the town red? Want to just put the phone away and know you don’t have to worry about an alarm going off until the sun rises again? From 7pm-7am I am all yours.
(a bit cheaper if you mix the evening up with social activities vs an entire night spent in a bed)
Fly-Me-To-You
Stumble on my website but you’re international? Don’t worry, I have my passport!
On the bookings page, please select the option “Consultation to discuss booking over 3 hours” at the bottom of the page. Once the consultation fee is paid for (25$), I will e-mail and we can set up this booking.
Cancellation Policy
All bookings at or over 2hours must be paid in full at time of booking. My booking app should have deposits in automatically.
If you need to reschedule, you may do so for free with a minimum of 48 hours notice. If you need to reschedule within 48 hours, a new deposit of 50$ minimum will need to be made (potentially 100$, depending on length of booking), If you cancel without warning, you will need to entirely pay for the missed session.
Once the booking is made, you cannot cancel the booking, but I am lenient with rescheduling within reason.
Your deposit is non-refundable unless I have to cancel, in which case it will be refunded to your original payment method through the app.
Discounts ↦
Frequent Flyer: If I have seen you more than two times, you can add in an hour of social time for free to any booking over 2 hours. This time, though, is meant to be spent with a board game, a video game, a cup of coffee, over dinner… basically anything that doesn’t involve nudity. …Unless our waitress is really freaky.